Monday, January 24, 2022

The Stars Are Right

The Little Caesars pizza chain has apparently introduced the Elder Thing Calzony*.  Available while the stars are right for just $7.99.


*They're marketing this to the normies as the "Batman Calzony" 'cause it looks like the bat signal.

Like.  The.  Bat.  Signal.


CrawlingChaos said...

Looks more like a maxi pad to me. Which admittedly, most men treat like an unspeakable, mind-shattering horror from beyond time and space… 😂😉

Propnomicon said...

Yikes! Heh.

Alex GW said...

Is that even a calzone? Is a calzone not, by definition, closed over? That's just a non-Bat shaped pizza.