My apologies for the lack of updates over the weekend.
The good news is I've found a quick and effective way to lose weight.
The bad news is that it involves food poisoning. Heh.
To put it delicately, I woke up late Friday night with the classic symptoms of contaminated food and spent the next 48 hours suffering. I was on the road last week and eating out for every meal, so there are plenty of potential suspects. That said, despite some dehydration everything seems to be back to normal now.