Saturday, March 26, 2011

Quick Update

My apologies for the missed post yesterday, but things have been a bit hectic. The first three batches of Miskatonic packages, around 45 parcels, are currently in the mail. The rest will resume shipping on Monday in bunches of 15-20 a day. At that pace they'll all be on their way by Wednesday.

If anyone is in contact with the Illumunati, could you please have them drop me a line? After filling out piles of customs forms I've become a strong supporter of a single world government, or at least anything that would streamline the archaic process of sending goods internationally.

5 comments:

Phil said...

Don't worry about it man. I think most of us out here realize you have a life outside of this blog.

Just don't let it happen again. ;)

Ethicalcannibal said...

Thanks for the update. I'm so excited!

Raven said...

As the Wikipedia article "World Federalist Movement" notes, "the first world federalist organization was launched in 1937" -- the year of H.P. Lovecraft's death (and thus just within period for a gaming character's affiliation).

CoastConFan said...

The Illuminati was going to take over this weekend, but they ran into a few snags: somebody forgot to reserve a room at the convention center and so they had to have the meeting at a local Pizza Hut. Once they got there they found they didn’t have a quorum. Maybe next time. My money’s on the Guild of Calamitous Intent to control the world first.

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