Wednesday, September 13, 2023

Mummified Alien

You'll no doubt be shocked to learn a UFO "expert" has produced a pair of alien corpses for the Congress of Mexico.

"Mr Maussan told attendees the specimens had been studied by scientists at the Autonomous National University of Mexico (UNAM) who were able to draw DNA evidence using radiocarbon dating. After comparisons were made to other DNA samples, it was found that over 30% of the specimens’ DNA was “unknown”, he said.

X-rays of the specimens were also shown during the hearing, with experts testifying under oath that one of the bodies is seen to have “eggs” inside, while both were said to have implants made of very rare metals, such as Osmium."

There are a whole lot of red flags in those paragraphs.  Then things get worse.  I present to you the mummified/fossilized alien corpses:


Admittedly, I'm not an xenobiologist.  That said, I'd be a bit disappointed to find these displayed at a roadside attraction on the side of the highway, much less before an official government body.  They look exactly like the kind of home-made, sideshow-style gaffs that used to show up at gas station "museums" back in the day.  I have a fondness for those old school fakes, but we should really expect better in this day and age.


Jason McKittrick said...

Sideshow gaffs live on!

Steven M said...

Looks like a Homer Tate creation. I've never seen an alien done by him, but a lot of his stuff was lost.These apparently have skeletons, though.

Unknown said...

The interesting part is, this particular fake has been making the rounds since mid-2021.

Why bring it out now?