1. Step One: Wait until your overly trusting wife is not looking, then betray said trust by stealing one of her photo albums. Remove and discard all the sentimental stuff.. i.e. Irreplacable pictures of your “loved ones.”
His breezy writeup of the build is entertaining in and of itself, but he also does a fantastic job of detailing the step by step construction process. This is just the kind of thing you want to bookmark with Halloween approaching.