Wednesday, January 6, 2016

The Elder Gods

For far too long cultists haven't been able to appropriately honor the dark deities of the Mythos.  More mainstream religions have companies specializing in providing supplies to their followers, but such is not the case for more ancient sects.  All that changes today.

Cryptocurium proudly presents their new line of Lovecraftian idols, conveniently sized for all your home cult activities.  Whether you're a devotee of Yog-Sothoth, Shub-Niggurath, Azathoth, or Nyarlathotep these handsome statuettes will be the highlight of your shrine and the envy of your fellow worshippers.  Each idol is available in a limited edition of 50 pieces at the Cryptocurium website.


Jordan said...

Awesome statues here. I love the weathered, ancient look to them - gives a really authentic feel to them. Azathoth looks AMAZING, but I'm a little underwhelmed by Nyarlathotep - he's my favorite but my least favorite statue here.

knobgobbler said...

"I don't care if it rains or freezes / long as I got that star metal Yog'soth / sitting on the dashboard of my car!"

Raven said...

@ knobgobbler :

But that doesn't rhyme, like "freezes" and "Jesus"... what you want is something like:

   I don't care if I freeze my ass off
   Long as I got my idol OF Az-ath-oth
| Long as I got that star metal Yog'soth
   Sitting on the dashboard of my car!