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There are three specific instructions for looking after it: never expose it to bright light (especially sunlight, which will kill it); never get it wet; and, most importantly: no matter how much it cries or begs, never, ever feed it after midnight. That voids the warranty.
I'd love to purchase it and have shipped it to Germany, just to see the custom-agent's face.
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