Contrarian that I am, I held off on having my mid-life crisis until well after all my peers went through the sportscar/motorcycle phase. Now that I've embraced it, I find myself torn between trying to meet the sartorial standards of being a biker and being keenly aware of the absurdity of same. This t-shirt design is the result. The standard iconography of biker gear combined with a cool Lovecraft quote! Heh.
If you like it, it's available in my Zazzle shop. The base design is set up for a short sleeved black t-shirt, but you can customize it on a long-sleeve or hoodie.