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Sunday, April 17, 2011
Choco-thulhu Rises
From the gumdrop and spun sugar bedecked depths of R'lyeh comes Choco-thulhu! Jason McKittrick brings us this Cthulhu idol cast in solid milk chocolate, just in time for Easter.
Undoubtedly this is as wonderful as the famed Tcho-Tchocolate bar (Propnomicon Dec 11, 2007 post). But you can really buy this one! Can we get Shoggoth Peeps too?
My suggestion for a proper Cthonian treat would be a little chocolate candy with an anchovy center (perhaps a Pickman’s Sampler). I am put in mind of the Monty Python skit “Trade Description Act” with their delicious tasties such as Crunchy Frog. This skit is on YouTube “Monty Python – Crunchy Frog”.
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Choco-thulhu, the candy that bites YOUR head off first.
Undoubtedly this is as wonderful as the famed Tcho-Tchocolate bar (Propnomicon Dec 11, 2007 post). But you can really buy this one! Can we get Shoggoth Peeps too?
My suggestion for a proper Cthonian treat would be a little chocolate candy with an anchovy center (perhaps a Pickman’s Sampler). I am put in mind of the Monty Python skit “Trade Description Act” with their delicious tasties such as Crunchy Frog. This skit is on YouTube “Monty Python – Crunchy Frog”.
Don't forget Caramelathotep, and Fudgy from Yuggoth.
Oh what other blasphemous horrors will mad Professor Wonka unleash upon an unsuspecting world?
@ Phil
Re: The Fudgy from Yuggoth.
Pure. Comedy. Gold.
Thank you! I'll be here all week!
Enjoy the buffet.
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