Sunday, January 8, 2017

Dwarven Trail Rations

Back in December wats6831 took a break from the usual snacks for his tabletop RPG game and offered up his take on trail rations. Now he's returned with some dwarven trail food:
I made what I thought could go in a dwarven trail ration: garlic chicken livers, smoked and peppered cheese, spiced pork sausages, hard tack, dried vegetables, dried wild mushrooms. We tried to eat the livers wife just about threw up. I gagged one down with plenty of ale. Never again. We tried to eat the hard tack by soaking in hot tea. None of us could even get a bite. It took a couple hours of soaking in the sink to even get a fork in it.  Everything is made by us except the sausage and cheese. I picked the morels this spring.


I find this really fascinating, since one of my other hobbies is vintage-style bushcraft. The only food I take major issue with is the chicken liver. Organ meats spoil incredibly quickly, so they're usually eaten immediately after slaughter or preserved by incorporating the fat-heavy meat into sausages.

Just as a thought experiment, I think there are some other foods our hearty little dwarven friends would be carrying. Given their homes in mountainous, cool climates (at least in the stereotypical fantasy world) wheat is probably a luxury grain that has to be imported.  Their locally produced staple grains are most likely oats, buckwheat, or rye.  That means dwarven travelers are presumably carrying sacks of groats or rye berries, all of which make a filling porridge. How about some oatcakes, the go-to food for generations of Irish and Scotts?  Or some buckwheat kasha? Dense, dark rye bread keeps for weeks after baking, and is effectively good indefinitely when dried, as in ruisreikäleipä.  And you can turn it into kvass, a refreshing alcoholic drink, in about 48 hours. 

It's not too much of a stretch to assume that dwarves are experts in preserving food with salt.  Outside of metal ores and gems it's the most valuable underground commodity available, in demand by every race and culture.  In addition to vegetable pickles dwarves are likely to be carrying salted meats including ham, bacon, and salt pork.

Friday, January 6, 2017

Dark's Pandemonium Carnival Flier

Brian Sibley brings us this scan of the carnival flier created for 1983's "Something Wicked This Way Comes".  It was apparently given to attendees of media screenings for the original release of the film.




Thursday, January 5, 2017

Cthulhu Fhtagn! Phillips Edition.

This work in progress Cthulhu sculpt comes to us from artist Jim Phillips.  Open up the full sized pic for a closer look at the nicely done anatomical detail.


Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Lovecraftian Ephemera

Mike Jenkins has added some nifty new items to his growing collection of Lovecraftian paper props.  It includes some nicely done Miskatonic University documents.


Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Cthulhu Fhtagn! Chen and Williams Edition.

We've posted literally hundreds of Cthulhu idols, but it's still a thrill to come across a fresh take on the subject.  This beautiful piece comes to us from John Chen and Allen Williams.  These are renders of the model that's currently in line for 3D printing.






Monday, January 2, 2017

Gozerian Font

 "Ghostbusters: The Video Game" is widely hailed by fans as the true "third film" of the franchise.  It features voiceovers from the original cast, an intriguing story that builds on elements from the original picture, and slavishly accurate recreations of original props and locations.  It also happened to have this nifty font used by Gozerian cultists.  Lunoki was kind enough to digitize it and make it available on his DeviantArt page.  Just head over and click the download button in the upper right corner.

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Molok the Destroyer

Les Artisans d'Azure brings us Molok the Destroyer. Maybe I'm getting snobbish in my old age, but I wish every LARP had costuming standards this high. I just cringe when I see low budget "green facepaint and bedsheets" LARP costumes. I know armor and gear can be expensive, but even the poorest player can learn how to use things like cloth wraps and layering to improve their basic kit.