I apologize for the lack of content yesterday. My internet connection went down Tuesday and the fine folks at Time Warner Cable scheduled a technician to fix the problem sometime between 8 AM and 9 PM. When 10 PM rolled around, after I spent an entire day twiddling my thumbs, I called customer service to see what was up. The very pleasant representative informed me that, gosh, the problem was area-wide and my appointment had been canceled. Sadly, the skilled technicians in the service department didn't have time to, you know, call me.
Bravo, Time Warner! Thanks for wasting my time. I'd lash out at your incompetence, but your monopoly service agreement with my municipality means you're immune to any repercussions for another two years.
But I'm sure you already knew that.