Monday, January 24, 2022

The Stars Are Right

The Little Caesars pizza chain has apparently introduced the Elder Thing Calzony*.  Available while the stars are right for just $7.99.


 

*They're marketing this to the normies as the "Batman Calzony" 'cause it looks like the bat signal.

Like.  The.  Bat.  Signal.
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3 comments:

  1. CrawlingChaosJanuary 25, 2022 at 2:11 PM

    Looks more like a maxi pad to me. Which admittedly, most men treat like an unspeakable, mind-shattering horror from beyond time and space… 😂😉

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  2. PropnomiconJanuary 26, 2022 at 4:10 AM

    Yikes! Heh.

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  3. Alex GWFebruary 3, 2022 at 5:59 AM

    Is that even a calzone? Is a calzone not, by definition, closed over? That's just a non-Bat shaped pizza.

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