Crass Commercialism

You know how Santa travels to millions of homes in a single night?  He travels in the space between.  That's why leaving cookies is so important.  They're what he uses to distract the Hounds of Tindalos.

If you've been naughty, there's still hope.  Santa may not bring you what you want, but I have some Mythos swag up on Ebay that you may enjoy.