Sunday, August 9, 2015

Fear

 Contrarian that I am, I held off on having my mid-life crisis until well after all my peers went through the sportscar/motorcycle phase.  Now that I've embraced it, I find myself torn between trying to meet the sartorial standards of being a biker and being keenly aware of the absurdity of same.  This t-shirt design is the result.  The standard iconography of biker gear combined with a cool Lovecraft quote!  Heh.

If you like it, it's available in my Zazzle shop.  The base design is set up for a short sleeved black t-shirt, but you can customize it on a long-sleeve or hoodie.

5 comments:

  1. You going to get that as a tattoo? Looks like it would make a nice one.

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  2. Zazzzle, eh? Any advice for me if I wanted to start a Zazzle shop?

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  3. Since Propnomicon is going through a motorcycle phase, here’s a Mythos based ditty he can sing while riding, to the tune of Born to Be Wild.

    Born to be Riled

    Lurking near the highway
    snacking on adventurers,
    when an easy lunch comes our way.
    Elder Signs won’t let it happen.
    Tentacles will reach for embrace
    Your guns just won’t hurt us
    nor colors out of space

    They wear runes and talismans
    running from the babblers
    who’s spewing fetid wind
    and feeling their hot breath.
    Elder Signs won’t let it happen
    tentacles reach for embrace
    Your guns just won’t hurt us
    nor colors out of space

    Like a real fishman’s child
    we were born, born to be riled
    off of Devil’s Reef we’ll lie
    Cthulhu will never die!

    Born to be rii-ii-ild
    Born to be rii-ii-ild

    For Propnomicon from CoastConFan

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  4. Used to work at a T-Shirt shop...
    then went out out business and the ground swallowed the shopping complex... also (manager and only employee).... worked an This County's only Video Rental store...
    but that is a long tale.... later worked for a screen printer and in art school took a semester on the process, as well...
    Made a couple of cool screens...

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  5. @ Rob

    Sadly, no. One of the reasons I'm a terrible biker is that I don't do tattoos.

    @gndn

    Set up your shop and then remind people when Zazzle has a sale. Their normal prices are pretty crazy, but a 50% sale puts things in more realistic territory.

    @CoastConFan

    Heh.

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